Below are the 8 most recent journal entries recorded in Alice's LiveJournal:

Tuesday, April 20th, 2004
8:21 pm	what is the most fucked up thing you can think of/ a woman running around naked with a dog that has a dildo fucking machine attached to it head's what is the most outlandish thing you've done this week? I stuck a french fry in my sweet hole because it was cold and I wanted it to be warmed up. what is the dumbest thing you've seen this week? my dog jumped my mom as soon as she entered the dog and he managed to get her on the ground where he proceeded to hum her until he was finished his business (Comment on this)
Wednesday, January 21st, 2004
8:45 pm	don't ask me, ask the fucking narcaliptic dog lately stuff has been a major bitch again, thats why I'm writing here the damn fucking dog didn't die, instead it walks with a swagger and collapses somethings for an hour or two but wakes up again. Now Fido is even more annoying than ever people. When he spits in my face at night, it collapses right their and I have to fit it off of me and he's so heavy for a little girl like me. Everyone notices that something happened to the dog but they can't figure out what. Next time, I'm going to freaking bash the dog's head in with a brick, no doubt on whether it lives next time. Mom decided to recently get a bird to keep the fido company and would you believe it, its name is polly. Whenever someone comes in the house, I've taught polly to say "you're a dumb bloody cunt". I get a laugh when my brother comes home and the bird calls him a cunt. LOL. I wrote a poem today too. Here it is. Fuck you josh. Fuck you Allen. Fuck Fil and you Vince. I like my pudding ice cold so I can feel like shit. Fuck you ellen. Fuck you Will. Fuck you Rick and you Quin. I work at starbucks, land for the coffee I piss in just for you. Fuck you Tim. Fuck you Eric. Fuck you zelda and you Caesar. I mow the lawn but dropkick kittens in the face. Fuck you Klevis. Fuck you Bert. Fuck you Xerxes and you Alexander. I tumble down hills of dandelions but screw alice in back ally ways. Fuck you Fred. Fuck you SEan. Fuck you hilton and you Oprea. I'm getting a Dell but you, you're getting a sub-standard dick in the mouth, you slov, you red nosed tomson, you ass destroyer, you caped homosexual, you forlorn piece of american shit, you nationalist. Fuck you Louis the III. Fuck you Jordan. Fuck you Alice and you Stalin. Most of all . . . fuck you Clide you sly bastard. (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, December 25th, 2003
11:49 pm	am I insane? (Comment on this)
11:37 pm	hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwww today was the worst day in my entire life and I'm not saying this just for the sake of saying it, I actually mean this is the worst day in my entire 16 years of existance this is the peak of my despair. I went to sleep christmas eve pretty good, I only had one or two drinks so I was all good, however everyone else was not, this was clear when I woke up it seems a few people thought the tree was dying because it wasn't outside to get water, so they tried to help the tree. Instead of using water from like the kitchen sink they had to have a pissing line contest or something because my dad, both my brothers, and two of my uncles all pissed on the tree with everything under it so I got a piss soaked sweater and some yellow stained panties. Oh but the merryment doesn't end there, oh no. The fucking dog had to be a bitch. It took a shit on like five of the presents, which was the last straw for me with the dog. So I fucking yelled fuck and god damn it so many times that I was spitting up blood. I kicked the dog outside in to the backyard then got my shoes and ran after it, then keep kicking it, I didn't stop, I hate that fucking dog, piece of shit mut. The thing is so fucking dumb it didn't fight back even when I kicked so much to the point I knocked it out, then I was like fuck it and jumped on its head. I think I probably killed it but I don't give a damn. Then I when inside, kicked the sleeping drunks with my bloody shoes but they didn't really do anything. I may get like in serious trouble real soon but at least that dog is fucking dead or extrmely near it. oh yeah, I didn't nothing I wanted for christmas except this NIN cd but everything else sucked, most due to the fact there was pissorshit on it. Fucking christmas, I was I was a jew. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Thursday, December 11th, 2003
3:55 pm	nothing's perfect except silence this my day, I finally went back to school after missing it for about 5 days or so. They gave me all this make up work to do but guess what? As I exited every class room, I threw every piece in to the trash, as I made the sound WWWWWEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeee. So I'm totally freed up tonight as every other night so you know what that means, SLEEP. I swear if my dog tries to spit on me tonight, I'm going to kill it with something sharp. I'm going to stap it when everyone alseep or gone then throw its dead body in the bushes and just say I saw some black van pick it up and zoom off. NO more fucking Fido, can you believe my nit wit parents called the damn dog Fido. Anyway I think I'm going to have a self imposed early christmas holiday starting ohhhh like monday which is going to last until about January 13th. (Comment on this)
Wednesday, December 10th, 2003
12:23 am	I sleep , sleep, sleep man my life sucks this how my day went I woke up at 12 pm and decided not to go to school because there was no real point watched the wall for 30 min. took some sleeping medicine then went to sleep for another 4 hours then I just phrased out and I don't know really what I did, probably kicking the dog was involved in some way though thus is my life, crap (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Monday, December 8th, 2003
9:02 pm	don't spit on me please, I'm trying to sleep I just got back around to using this journal again. I've been slacking on this thing for god knows how long. Today I just stayed at home and slept. I didn't go to school. I didn't do any homework, lets not even talk about that stupid freaking alegbra project. I want a bicycle for christmas, I don't know why, I just want one. Won't someone send me one in the mail. Please. Like I said I was sleeping and my stupid black dog, for some reason or another decided it would be best to spit on me like. that was a great feeling awaking up to, not! (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, September 16th, 2003
2:17 pm	um.. check? check? working on this will take a while. (Comment on this)